Family is Family

Day 22: 6/23/24
From: Chatham, Ontario, Canada
To: Wallaceburg, Ontario, Canada
Distance: 21 miles

We sleep in. Husband and I wake one kid at 9 for breakfast. The other refuses to wake and says they’ll eat later.

So it’s a breakfast at the hotel for 3 of us, but we’re shocked to find the dining room packed. Apparently there was a wedding here yesterday and pretty much everyone has shown up for breakfast. After breakfast, we head back to the room to read, relax, and nap the morning away. Younger Child goes back to bed and I follow suit an hour later. It’s kind of nice not to be running out the door for the car. 

At 2:30 we head to Friend’s parents’ house to spend the afternoon and evening with all of them. We’ve never met them before, but they are every bit as lovely as Friend and her husband and kids. Of course. Then Writing Friend (who happens to be the cousin to Friend) and his wife and tween show up to say hello as well, and it’s a full on party. Air hockey, Oregon Trail, Shut the Box (which we now *have* to get, lots of talk and laughter (much of it about fishing…go figure). The day is very much like spending a day with my own family. And they’ve all brought Canadian treats we don’t normally have in America for us to try.

Aero, Caramilk, ketchup-flavored potato chips, Smarties (NOT the American kind), Tim-bits, creme-filled maple cookies, butter tarts, and more. We like these Canadians. It’s hard to leave, but at 10 p.m., we finally call it a night, realizing that we still have a long drive home tomorrow. But do we go back to the hotel? No. Of course not. We head to Friend’s house where they have a bait & tackle shop so Husband can stock up. They refuse payment, but we’ll find a way to get them money somehow… Their generosity can only go so far, and this is their business! We want to support small business!

At 11:30, we finally say goodnight and head back to the hotel, our vacation just about over. We’re ready to be home, to snuggle some cats, and to sleep in our own beds.

The Most Expensive Day

Day 10: 6/11/24
From: Grand Canyon National Park, AZ
To: Las Vegas, NV
Distance: 272 miles

It worked! Husband sleeping in car and rest of family sleeping in tent resulted in sleep for everyone. Husband has some DayQuil and has been feeling significantly better even before taking it, but now even more so.

We spend a lazy morning making eggs and pancakes and doing dishes before breaking down camp and heading out a little after 9 am. We reach Las Vegas around 2 p.m. and the heat and crowds are both insane. It’s 111 degrees when we pull in, but people are everywhere. Since we have an hour to kill before checking in, we hit up the one place we missed the last time we came to this city. Husband is a happy camper. We get to visit the shop from History Channel’s Pawn Stars. Husband buys a few “souvenirs,” and then we head to the Luxor to check in.

I booked this hotel because I thought the kids would get a kick out of staying in a pyramid. I’m not wrong. They love it. Of course, they love almost everything here. It’s insane. We get to the hotel at 3 and figure we’re perfectly on time, not realizing the check-in process would take almost an hour since the line is so long, it looks like an airport ticket counter. While waiting, we discuss plans for the evening. Since it’s so hot, we scrap the idea of walking the strip, and on a whim, we buy Blue Man tickets while standing in line for check-in.

When we finally get to the rooms, we collapse into beds, nap, take showers, watch tv, and generally exist before heading to the food court for dinner, which is a $50 extra-large pizza that would be $18 at home. Ah, Vegas prices. Finished with dinner, it’s time for the show, which is conveniently in the same hotel. (Why do you think we really booked it? I don’t want to go anywhere today. We’ve done enough.) We get to our seats about 15 minutes early, and are asked almost immediately if we want an upgrade. Free? Yes! Of course, yes! We’re led to seats 4 rows from the front and we marvel at our good luck. What a treat! So glad for the folks who work this show. These seats are incredible.

The show? Even more incredible. The kids were smiling from ear to ear for the entire hour and a half. I swear I’ve never heard such laughter in my life. But Husband and I were doing the same. It’s impossible not to. We always knew the kids would love this show. They haven’t stopped talking about it since we left the theater. The Blue Man Group is the perfect mix of art, music, athleticism, and comedy. So much talent, it’s insane.

Afterwards, we figure we’ll walk the strip for a bit, but it’s still 99 degrees out. The breeze makes it bearable, but not by much. We get about a mile down the road when Younger Child and I call it quits and head back to the hotel so they can text with friends and I can catch up on the blog I haven’t been able to post because we’ve had no reception for days. Older Child and Husband decide they need to ride The Big Apple rollercoaster. That’s a hard pass from me, so an escape to the room is perfect. They come back proclaiming the ride more “intense” than they expected.

We each claim a bed of our own and for one night, everyone enjoys the comfort of a queen-sized bed.

Into the Fire

Day 6: 6/7/24
From: Santa Fe, NM
To: Mesa Verde National Park, CO by way of Bisti/De-Na-Zin Wilderness Area, NM
Distance: 318 miles

Up at 7, but Husband was up half the night with a migraine brought on by the IPA he had with his shrimp tacos last night. Maybe there’s some obscure rule that says we can’t *all* get good sleep at the same time. Because I slept like a baby. It was amazing.

We head to the breakfast buffet at the inn, which is delicious and loaded with an array of southwestern goodies. Pinto beans, mixed veggies, chili, plus your regular fare like eggs, biscuits and gravy, fresh fruit, cereal, pastries, and oatmeal. We eat in the beautiful courtyard where I’ve decided I’d like to set up permanent residence.

Then we’re on the road to Cabela’s for a seamless pickup of the air mat I ordered yesterday. Mat in hand, we head northward to the Bisti/De-Na-Zin Wilderness Area, the land changes drastically again. We drive through several reservations which are nothing more than rock, dirt, and scrub brush from the road. Breathtaking and lonesome.

Along the way, we pass someone in the desert who’s riding a bike loaded with supplies. “Where is he going?” I ask. “Where is he *coming* from???” He’s coming from the same whole lot of nowhere we just came from. I can’t imagine riding a bike on a desert highway. We soon figure out he’s heading towards the town of Cuba, NM just a few miles down the road.

By the time we’re 45 minutes from our destination, the surrounding land is low grass and scrub. Younger Child says it’s “Minecraft terrain.” Indeed. A half hour out and we start pointing out angry alien faces in rocks. 

We travel twelve miles down a dirt and gravel road to the Bisti/De-Na-Zin Wilderness Area and park, load up on sunscreen and water, and head out into the wilderness in hopes of seeing this:

What we didn’t plan on: Being there at the beginning of the hottest part of the day, there being NO maps at all of the trails, and the distance would would have to travel to see what we were hoping to see. 

So in the end, we didn’t see it. But we still walked 2 miles in blistering heat with no shade and got some cool pictures regardless, plus saw 75 million year old petrified wood. Still, everyone is surely wondering what Mom was thinking putting this one on our list, but when Mom planned this in January, it wasn’t a real feel temperature of 100 degrees.

We get back to the car, down more water, and blast the A/C for the next hour, stopping at lunchtime not to eat lunch, but to eat ice cream at a gas station. Because ice cream is the only food that even remotely sounds good right now. 3/4 of us have heat-related headaches. Older Child says Dad must have played his headache card last night.

We did get to see some horses in the wilderness area. Wild? Or Navajo owned? We don’t know. And without cell service, we can’t find out…

Older Child and I drank several bottles of water to try to get rid of the heat headaches…and found out later we both desperately had to visit a restroom but there’s nothing nearby. It was a fun hour.

We got to Morefield Campground in Mesa Verde National Park and were immediately greeted with stunning 360 degree views. There is no direction that isn’t incredible.

A short time later, we set up camp in a beautiful site with sun and shade and trees. A gust of wind tries to take our tent away before we have it staked down, but we hold on.

Minutes after we arrive, both kids are approached by a kid from another camp site who asks if they want to play tag with him. They help us finish setting up and then head over to play for a half hour before dinner. Older Child jokes they want to play snake tag, where you run around in the grass with no shoes on and see who gets bitten by a snake first. Yes, my kids are weird. They ended up not playing any kind of tag, snake or otherwise. Instead, they played Mancala and lost twice to an 11-year-old named Caleb.

A quick camp meal and some local exploring for Husband and kids, while I play with photos on my computer at the camp picnic table and receive a visit from a sweet black-tailed doe. At 9, we head to the amphitheater for a presentation by a park ranger about some of the animals in the park.

When we get back to our campsite, Mom makes another *very* bad decision. Older child is concerned about a noise in the grass and trees behind our tent so I take a flashlight behind to look and then fake freaking out at a bear. The kids *lose* it and it’s a mixture of laughter and tears for the next hour as adrenaline clears system. I am an awful mother. This is the kind of prank their dad would pull, not me… I may never get over feeling guilty over this one.

To try to ease the tension, I pull out my camera and show the kids the earth’s rotation by focusing on the North Star and keeping the shutter open to create star trails. They are intrigued and we agree we’ll try it again tomorrow night with a little more preparation beforehand.

For now, bed. An early wake up so we can head out to see the Pueblo dwellings along the mountain in the morning. Animals are also most active early in the morning, so who knows? If we’re lucky, maybe we’ll see a bear on the way…

Kentucky, Illinois, and Manmade Wonders

Day 2: 6/3/24
From: Pigeon Forge, TN
To: St. Louis, MO
Distance: 517 miles

A later start today, leaving at 10 am, but the best pancakes for breakfast. Yum! Flapjack’s Pancake Cabin comes highly recommended (by us). Bonus? Everything can be made gluten-free. (Which is a major plus when you spent an hour the night before trying to figure out what your kid can eat that’s safe!)

4 hours into our drive and Younger Child announces the’ve got to find a way to get rid of time. (Which I think means they’re planning to sleep.) Not a bad idea considering none of us slept super well in a hotel room with so much snoring and coughing as I’m still getting over last week’s cold…

We hit Kentucky today, the idea of which seemed more interesting before we got there. I hated missing out on it last time (thanks to Hurricane Bill), so I was glad to check it off my list this time around. Pretty! But also? Long. So long.

Southwestern Kentucky

As we drive, the land around us starts to change, flattening, expanding into long straight stretches with no views thanks to thick foliage along the road. The rocks, mostly slate back home in Pennsylvania, are now changing too, from giant chunks of limestone to sandstone slabs.

And then…

It changes back again as we head into Illinois. Which. May be the country’s most boring state. We drove through Chicago last time, so it somehow seemed more exciting. Not so much when it comes to the southern part of the state.

But wait. What *is* that noise? Cicadas! By the thousands! We can hear them even over the road noise of the car. And yes, a few unfortunate souls made some very big splats on the windshield. 

We finally make it to St. Louis, but not without the kind of weather that makes us a little nervous. We’re east coasters. We don’t do tornadoes. Thankfully, no tornadoes in sight, but the skies didn’t really look all that happy regardless, and we pulled into St. Louis in the pouring rain.

Older Child once again got to meet up with a longtime friend from the internet, who drove 2 1/2 hours with their mom to meet us for the evening. The terrible weather moved out, leaving us with a spectacular views we got to enjoy from the top of the Gateway Arch.

Dinner at Carmine’s Steak House, where the husband enjoyed a(nother) chocolate martini. I think I might have seen this picture somewhere once before…

Day 2 down. More adventures to come.